Not My Pants – Premium Excuse Line Sticker

“Whose pants are these?” — Every LEO.
“Not mine.” — Every felon with 3 baggies, a pistol, and zero accountability.

This 2.5" matte vinyl sticker immortalizes the weakest defense in the game. Whether you’re a cop, K9 handler, or just tired of hearing the same worn-out line on traffic stops, this is your daily dose of field sarcasm.

Fit: Loose.
Credibility: Low.
Busted: 100%.

Stick it on your cruiser, evidence locker, report clipboard, or cooler. It’s the premium excuse we all know, printed on a sticker that holds up better than the story it mocks.