Warning: I Cause Safety Briefs – 2.5" Vinyl Sticker

If your presence alone sparks a sudden safety briefing... congratulations, you're our kind of chaos.

This 2.5" waterproof vinyl sticker is made for the ones who can’t walk into a room without triggering a checklist, a side-eye, or a warning label. It’s sarcastic, sharp, and built to stick just like your reputation.

Perfect for law enforcement, military, K9 handlers, EMS crews — and anyone who knows the real meaning of “high risk, high reward.”